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Henry Kisor
Member # 4776
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I hadn't heard this one until today, when it appeared in the Wall Street Journal:

Q. Now many foamers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. No! No! No! Not until we've taken a picture of the old one!
 
Geoff Mayo
Member # 153
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Cartoon

In case this needs explanation, some single lines in the UK use a token system. The stop sign reads "Obtain token and permission to proceed". The driver (engineer) goes to a cabinet and obtains a token instrument, not unlike a large key which - if extracted from the instrument machine - proves that he is the only one holding a token for that section. The token machine itself may hold numerous tokens, as would one at the opposite end of the single line, but clever gubbins only allows one out at a time (and even cleverer gubbins allows a group of tokens to be extracted on a special instrument and removed to the opposite end of the line should an imbalance occur). The permission itself, if not granted by the token itself as would appear the case here, is granted by the signaller (dispatcher).
 
Henry Kisor
Member # 4776
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Clever gubbins? What does that mean in real money?
 
Gilbert B Norman
Member # 1541
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Here is the Wall Street Journal article which appeared Yesterday that Mr. Kisor notes:

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304626104579121484021900804
 
HopefulRailUser
Member # 4513
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Geoff, needs an explanation is an understatement.
I read British police procedurals constantly and thought I had UK slang and idioms down pat. But you got me with the gubbins. My spell checker hates it too!
 
Geoff Mayo
Member # 153
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Gubbins = technical* term for "equipment".

* Unofficially, of course.

More definitions from the web

Sometimes one doesn't know that something is a particularly British expression!
 
George Harris
Member # 2077
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The Americans and the English are divided by a common language. Developments since the divide are particularly loaded with them. Railroads, Automobiles, and such.
 



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