I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men &women differ
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. And,
I never figured out why men think with their heads and women think with
their hearts. And I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene
gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words “I do”.

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it,
I just want you to hold me”.

I said “WHAT??????” So she says the words that I and every husband on the
planet dreads. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional
needs as a woman. I’m thinking “What was her first clue?” I finally
realize that nothing is going to happen that night, so I went to sleep. The
very next day, we went shopping at a big unnamed department store.........

I walked around with her while she tried on three different very expensive
outfits. She could not decide which one to take so I told her to take all
three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth
$200.00 a pair to which I say ok. And then now we go to the Jewelry Dept.
where she gets a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you........ she was so excited. She must have thought that I
was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don’t think she cared. I think she
was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not
even play tennis. I also think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it
was OK.

She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen
her face when she said “I’m ready to go to the cash register.” I could
hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No, honey I don’t feel like
buying all this stuff now.”

You should have seen her face ...... it went completely blank. I then said
“Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.” And just
when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, “You must not
be in tune with my financial needs as a Man.”

I figure that I should be having *** again sometime during the spring of 2008.

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Hope you are all having fun!
Take care, God Bless,

And trains fit in here where?

Latenight hijinx in the sleeping car?

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Originally posted by CG96:
Hmmmmm . . . . .
I think that this board member may be writing that women who're married to railroaders see nothing wrong with spending an amount equal to the debt of a 3rd world country on shoes, so, who are they to object when the significant Railroader in their life spends a quantity of money on train kit?

Or did I misinterpret the posting?

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lol Thanks for seeing the humor.

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Originally posted by foamer13:
Don't be so sure you'll still have your trains,conrailkid. I lost an N-scale layout appraised at $25,000 in my divorce.

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